So, while on my “hiatus” from the real world, I stumbled upon a book by Steve Martin at the library called The Pleasure Of My Company. It’s a novella about a neurotic man looking for love in all the wrong places. He is a lonely dude, living in Santa Monica, with so many OCD issues, he can’t hold down a job. The book takes you into his world that he has created for himself in a very hilarious way. The book is also about love, and the compromises you make in your own life, to love someone. It’s poignant, funny, and heartwarming. Pick it up if you can!
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Oh my God! Remember when you would really fuck something up in the house and then run for your life because when the parents found out, you were going to get it! Well this website is dedicated to all the things that happen in parenthood. ShitMyKidsRuined.tumbler.com is a hilarious website where you can see all the crazy things that kids do! As it says on the website, “THE STRONGEST VISUAL BIRTH CONTROL ON THE MARKET TODAY.” Ha! I love it!
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I want this shoe! Elizabeth and James Mason shoe. It’s definitely bringing out my inner Niki Minaj hip-hop superstar out!
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For all my single ladies out there, I have found the book for you! It’s called Sex and the Single Girl, written by Helen Gurley Brown. She was the Editor-in-Chief of Cosmopolitian Magazine in the 1960′s. Her book is a cult classic of a book back in 1962 and is about the enjoyment of being not relationship bound and how to eventually catch a man as a single woman. Below is an excerpt from her book in regards to “Man Bait” and what you should do if you are single and around men. Enjoy!
“Let’s assume you’re in one of the places where the men are. You’re sweet and scrubbed, groomed and coiffed, perfumed and palpitating….but when it comes to making an overt move, you have all the aplomb of Molly Cottontail gazing into the eyes of the bloodhound.
There are perfectly good ways of making it easy for a man to talk to you which he’s probably dying to do but is merely shy. (Isn’t it embarrassing? That men are shy too!) The thing to do is give him something to start a conversation about.
1. “Wear a lapel pin with a message printed on it. One people see writing on you, they won’t rest until they’ve read it. A loaded charm bracelet is a conversation piece. Any unusual jewelry is a come-on, but it should be beautiful or you’ll look too Ubangi. A huge but delicate cameo is a crowd-pleaser. So are garnets like a grape cluster-if you have garnet money.”
2. “Carry a conversational book at all times-Karl Marx’ Das Kapital or Lady Chatterley’s Lover. It’s a perfectly simple way of saying, ‘I’m open to conversation,’ without having to start one. Apparently girls who read poetry are considered very romantic and approachable.”
3.”When you beach, pool, or lakeside it, have the maddest towel you can lay hands on. Play solitaire on your towel. Someone may come over to make it gin.”
4. “Drive a funny car…though not so funny it won’t run! Paint your car hot orange…or shocking pink. Ride a bicycle to work. Or a Vespa. Be the only girl who walks while everybody else rides.”
5. “If you must, though I wouldn’t recommend it, you can bump into a the man who is bringing a sherry flip form the bar to his girl. She will leave while you are mopping him off, and the least you can do is buy him a get-aquainted drink!”
Ok ladies, I’m going to put my garnet grape cluster pin on, put my cards for solitaire in my pocket, pick up a copy of Lady Chatterley’s Lover and hit the singles bar right now! Wish me luck!
So, supposedly these people are real! It’s not a sketch! Please God help this world! This is pure hilarity!!!
So, I’m not sure if the world needed this but here it is!! If you thought Riverdance wasn’t enough, there is now Celtic Thunder! These people are giving you soul hits, hollywood hits, and some snazzy choreography all wrapped up in a grainy dvd that looks like it was made in 1993. I meann!!! Enjoy!
So the Grammys were a bit of a bust this year. The Michael Jackson 3d performance was a bit lackluster and all the performances were a little lackluster. Everything was pretty much boring until Jamie Fox came on to perform Blame It On (the Alcohol) which was this past summer’s hits on the radio. First of all, I kindof had forgotten about the song a while ago so it felt odd that it was being given a nod at the Grammys. Next, the performance was random, ridiculous, and all kinds of crazy. T-pain in a crazy maestros wig, Jamie looking like Gaseto from Beauty and the Best, Slash randomly ripping it up with the guitar, and who the hell is this random woman that looks like she just got pulled off the street? Anyway, it was entertaining and laughable which was more than I can say about the rest of the show. Check it out.
As we all know, Friday Conan O’Brien had his last day on the Tonight Show and it was a bittersweet experience. As a weird young teenage girl growing up in suburban California with raging hormones and angst for life, Conan was my first geek crush. He was accessable, funny, smart, and always made my nights with homework so much fun. Now that he is not on the air anymore, it feels like part of my youth is now over. You will be greatly missed Conny! Come back to T.V. soon!


